WHAT MAKES MSPARK SO GREAT?

The people do, we all know that.

My fellow Msparkers deserve only the very best mascot name. The other candidates can’t even compete with Chet.

Calvin just wants to remind you of more famous Calvins. But there’s one he never mentions, Calvin Broadus Jr. – aka Snoop Dogg! (or Snoop Lion, I can’t keep up.) Either way, not appropriate!

Is Sprout even old enough to run? I don’t think so folks.

All Carlos has done is make promise after promise that will never be kept. Afternoon Siestas? Sorry sleepyhead, we have work to do!

Your neighbor already likes Chet. Don’t be fooled by the jealousy of the haters. Come on, what do you have to lose?

 

BE A WINNER, BET ON CHET!

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